On My iPod Is Metal

Rule 42: Nothing is sacred.
Apr 14 '14

fingerlesgloves:

The Ballad of Dark Homer

KC Green of Gunshow
http://gunshowcomic.com/

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Apr 13 '14
cyanampersand:

the highlight of the paradox space site

cyanampersand:

the highlight of the paradox space site

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Apr 13 '14

forsmithsandgiggles:

lewdmangabey:

maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.

most studies show that prices would only have to go up by 1 to 3 cents in order to raise employee wages significantly

or, you know, the ceo’s could take pay cuts but that would be so hard for the poor multimillionaires

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Apr 13 '14

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Apr 13 '14

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

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Apr 13 '14

barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

image

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Apr 13 '14

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Apr 13 '14

outofcontextdnd:

"No you can’t name your weapon shop ‘Bloodbath and Beyond’."

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Apr 13 '14

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Apr 13 '14

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

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