On My iPod Is Metal

Rule 42: Nothing is sacred.
Jul 22 '14

pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle asked:

also: u would either be the rogue that takes everyone's money and leads them out somewhere dangerous and then is all like "whoops everyone died" OR you would be the fighter who's all like "hey guys look what i can do" and backflips off something and breaks their elbow

<3

Jul 22 '14

findingschmomo:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

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Jul 22 '14

What RPG class would you assign me?

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Jul 22 '14

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Jul 21 '14

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Jul 21 '14

overratedsuicide:

instawillgraham:

people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something

things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious

this is the best fucking thing I’ve ever read

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Jul 21 '14

joshpeck:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

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Jul 21 '14
  • Potential employer: so what's your availabil-
  • Me: I AM AVAILABLE ALL THE TIME. ANY DAY. ALL HOURS. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO PLEASE HIRE ME

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Jul 21 '14
poopflow:

aubreygaham:

white boys are incredible

this is so embarrassing holy shit

poopflow:

aubreygaham:

white boys are incredible

this is so embarrassing holy shit

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Jul 20 '14

the-meta:

The relationship between Mega64 and Rooster Teeth employees gives me life.

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