On My iPod Is Metal

Favorite exchange between Deadpool and Taskmaster

• DP "She and I are, like...so alike, y'know? We're both into guns...we both like kicking people..."
• TM "You both have faces that make children cry... Oh, wait--that's just you."
• DP "Oh, you're one to talk, with that stupid skeleton face on you...face..."
• TM "Oh, you mean this mask that I can take off?"
• DP "Fuck you, Taskmaster."