On My iPod Is Metal

Mah spoon is too big!
Sep 18 '18
padwoofoot:
“I FOUND THIS ONLINE AND THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST USAGE OF THIS TEMPLATE
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padwoofoot:

I FOUND THIS ONLINE AND THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST USAGE OF THIS TEMPLATE

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Sep 18 '18

Voyager meets John Mulaney

whatwouldjanewaydo:

Kathryn Janeway:

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Chakotay:

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B’Elanna: 

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Tuvok:

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Tom Paris (with B’Elanna):

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Harry Kim

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Seven of Nine

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Neelix: 

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Sep 18 '18

new-boot-goofin:

bbc03undercover:

otarsus:

Equal opportunity benefits can be far-reaching

https://twitter.com/sarahmei/status/818682610712866817

I’m not crying, you’re crying. 

Ok, I’m crying. 

Hey this woman is one of my coworkers! She’s pretty awesome.

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Sep 18 '18

sweeterthanadonut:

daenerysbeauty:

linguini from ratatouille is the most accurate representation of a broke millennial, like he has no idea what he wants to do with his life and has a shitty apartment and gets drunk and has intense anxiety and actually acknowledges how weird his situation is. like, he just found this rat that can cook and can somehow communicate and control his actions by pulling on his hair and that’s weird af, but fuck it he really needs this job so fine let the rat cook, he doesn’t even care how weird his life is anymore he just needs money.

Linguini:

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Sep 18 '18

agentalex:

rainboflg:

satisfyinglyfluffypuppy:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

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Bitch cold cocked a SEAL…

Okay but that seal was dramatic as fuck

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Sep 18 '18
knownhorizon:
“@ bungo when will masterwork cores return from the war?
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knownhorizon:

@ bungo when will masterwork cores return from the war?

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Sep 18 '18
cool-bacon-dude:
“ robotlyra:
“Me bailing out of work the exact second my shift is over
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When you get spotted in prop hunt
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cool-bacon-dude:

robotlyra:

Me bailing out of work the exact second my shift is over

When you get spotted in prop hunt

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Sep 18 '18

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Sep 18 '18

fluffychesnut:

egaylitarian:

500daysofbecky:

500daysofbecky:

I really need everyone to see me throwing a piece of bread into a bears mouth.

I actually have never been more proud of anything in my life and WILL reblog this every day until I die.

Fris-bear

talented bear

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Sep 18 '18

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